The problem with fruit-on-the-bottom yogurt is that I never know how much fruit and yogurt to mix with each bite. A spoon doesn't scoop equal proportions correctly, and eating yogurt with a fork is a luncheon faux pas. I need one of those spackle-applicator tools or a margin trowel to get a consistent fruit/yogurt distribution.
Please pretend that I have some witty analogy to relate this to programming.
© Ian Langworth